Commandment#1: shut the hell up
#2: It's not my fault global warming happened
#3: The sun's to bright, deal with it, get sunglasses
#4: If you get dumped, FIND A NEW BUDDY
#5: if you see an illegal alien jumping the border, KICK HIS ASS
#6: use a bat if you have to
#7: go here
#8: athiests are people to
#9: Hugh Hefner WILL die eventually
and the grand finale, #10: Obama is HALF black, if you were an undecided racist, you should've voted for the WHITE half