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jakenator85

2 Years!

Posted by jakenator85 Nov. 3, 2009 @ 4:04 PM EST

Today is the official second anniversary here on newgrounds. Open discussion post, so feel free to talk, all conversations are welcome! Plus, I level up today! Sweet rusty pipe!

TEB

"Part 10" (part 2 is no longer available)

Pic related (it's the closest thing I could find to a pipe).

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Updated: 11/10/09 3:56 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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15 Comments

Nov. 4, 2009 | 3:28 PM SuperMarioBrosS says:

Congratulations on your anniversary!

Also, why is everybody stealing my line "Open discussion post"? I hate copycats.

Nov. 4, 2009 | 5:00 PM jakenator85 responds:

Thanks!

.....cuz, It's open discussion.....


Nov. 5, 2009 | 3:19 PM SuperMarioBrosS says:

But I made that line! Well blah, I never copyrighted it. FUCK!

Also, you're missing a lot on Part 2 of the post. Yesterday, TWO people leveled up. One got gold, and another got silver.

Also, WTF is this shit? http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1 118561

Seriously? Is the site now composed of 9 year old perverts?

Nov. 5, 2009 | 4:58 PM jakenator85 responds:

Uh oh.

I know, I got a lot of catching up to do.

This thread however is hilarious
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/1119135/

.......yes.


Nov. 5, 2009 | 6:09 PM tyler2513 says:

Happy 2nd anniversary!

Nov. 6, 2009 | 8:45 PM jakenator85 responds:

Thank you!


Nov. 6, 2009 | 4:27 PM SuperMarioBrosS says:

BTW, Part 2 is now dead. The post is disabled.

Go to the new post: http://supermariobross.newgrounds.com /news/post/326802

It's the NEW Part 2, although it's now called "Part 10".

Nov. 6, 2009 | 8:46 PM jakenator85 responds:

Awwww, that's gonna take a while to get used to. Well, might as well make do with that!


Nov. 6, 2009 | 9:08 PM SuperMarioBrosS says:

Some people in Part 2 were at least happy that there is an another abusive review post. I'm glad I found a way to continue it, without putting the crew on hold. Blame the 500 comment glitch where you cannot view any comments beyond the 500th one.

BTW, you will have to change the link in your BBS sig.

Hey, at least be happy that it IS continued. Worst case scenario would have been Part 2 being suspended for a WEEK, therefore somewhat slowing down your whistle points gain. Also, I would have to sacrifice a blank post for it, therefore screwing the guide order up even further (which destroys the purpose of the guide redesign).

RIP Part 2.

Nov. 7, 2009 | 5:28 PM jakenator85 responds:

Yeah, what the hell is up with that whole 500 comment thing anyway?

Yeah, I'll get RIGHT on that!

Yeah, at least there were parts of the guide that were practically ghost towns, they themselves served as a blank post kinda.

RIP Part 2.


Nov. 7, 2009 | 12:38 PM chillbro says:

good for you

Nov. 7, 2009 | 5:28 PM jakenator85 responds:

Thank you very much.


Nov. 7, 2009 | 5:46 PM SuperMarioBrosS says:

I hate it, but oh well. Hey, if the new redesign fixes that, then Part 2 will be alive again!

Yeah about that... those parts are fragments of the OLD NG guide; I spared them because they had comments in them, and I didn't want to delete them. However, if they get closed, I really wouldn't care, since it's an old part of the guide anyway.

Also, just LOOK at this:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1 120059/1

I got $0.03 cents of ad revenue because of this thread! Go post in it, and act like you don't know who I am. Troll everybody, as it's going to be funny. Don't be an obvious troll though (troll by insulting the BBS).

~

To top it off, take a look at this strange comment:

http://supermariobross.newgrounds.com /news/post/380454

Go to the bottom, and click on the user name of the last commenter. WTF is with that?

Nov. 8, 2009 | 11:21 PM jakenator85 responds:

Damn! That thread got destroyed. What was it anyway? I really want to know now!

I guess he supports you....


Nov. 8, 2009 | 8:30 PM tyler2513 says:

I can't beleive ho many times I've gotten and lost bronze, I need silver

Nov. 8, 2009 | 11:24 PM jakenator85 responds:

Well, just make sure you only flag what is abusive, and really check to see if it is. This will help a lot with that:

http://supermariobross.newgrounds .com/news/post/292395

Read through that. It may be long, but it does answer a lot of good questions.


Nov. 9, 2009 | 7:36 PM SuperMarioBrosS says:

Twilight, the 13 year old attention whore, made a thread about me bitching about the BBS (he linked to my 672nd news post) and tried to prove my points wrong. He mainly made the thread because I insulted him AND his girlfriend Gagsy in that post.

As the thread went on, Twilight got pinned down by other users, because he made some posts that contradicted the OP. Therefore, people said "Irony" or "Hypocrite cocksucker" and such. Some even said I should stay off of the BBS (been there, done that) or just said "LOL shitty links to Gagsy" ("asskissing") or trolled Twilight.

At the end of the discussion, the thread went to 2nd page of General. THEN YESTERDAY, the thread got deleted. I got 2 BBS bans for that. I did post in that thread with an alt account so that I can prove Twilight's points as wrong, but whoop-de-doo:

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ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 5 days. You have 3 days, 8 hours, 49 minutes and 27 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: Using an alt account, NGrevieweater, to troll in the thread titled "The BBS is everything"

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ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 5 days. You have 3 days, 8 hours, 40 minutes and 27 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: Trolling/harassing other users in the thread "The BBS is everything"

~

The mod that banned me (it should be obvious who banned me) went too far at being dishonest by not signing the bans.

Nov. 10, 2009 | 3:30 PM jakenator85 responds:

That just proves it's always safer to complain on you userpage than on the BBS, you can get away with whatever you do and say.

I'm gonna guess either Mal, Poozy, or Jamoke.


Nov. 10, 2009 | 3:57 PM SuperMarioBrosS says:

You can do whatever the fuck you want on your user page. You can complain, insult, or even swear using sexist language about other mods or users. As long as it's not illegal or racist, you can do whatever you want.

The BBS you can't complain, since that's breaking BBS rules and mods have power over what you do in there (in my case, I can't do anything without Mal stalking or banning me, even if my offense made falls in the gray area of moderating).

~

First guess is correct.

Poozy and Jamoke weren't on when that happened. At least I don't think they were.

Also, Mal's name was thrown around in the thread, so it HAS to be him. Also, he didn't sign it so that I wouldn't rant about it. The thing is, I know it's him, and he's not worth wasting 1 blank post to whine. He's like garbage on the floor compared to my guide material.

Nov. 11, 2009 | 1:54 PM jakenator85 responds:

Yeah, that is unless of course the userpage mods really do come around, then you're screwed!

Oh really, Mal? Wow, he usually signs his bans.

Oh, ok. He probably didn't sign it because he wouldn't have wanted you to get mad at him or whatever.


Nov. 10, 2009 | 8:29 PM ihatesonic1 says:

I'm keeping my silver

Nov. 11, 2009 | 1:55 PM jakenator85 responds:

Wait, are you saying you're gonna stop flagging all together? We sure could use another strong whistle in the NG Guide (Part 10). Are you sure?


Nov. 11, 2009 | 6:32 PM SuperMarioBrosS says:

User page mods BETTER NOT COME! I want to put whatever the fuck I want in my news. Nothing I put is illegal or racist. The admins should only have that power.

Yeah I know Mal normally signs his bans, but this one he didn't. He may have left it unsigned so that I wouldn't know it is him, but he made it obvious that it was him. I'm more pissed than I would have been because of how fucking dishonest he was. If he signed it, I wouldn't care. However, he tried to hide the truth from me, and that just takes a real deep piss.

Did you get some money out of the Revenue Sharing? I got an insane amount 2 days ago...

Nov. 12, 2009 | 4:35 PM jakenator85 responds:

Yeah really, when it comes to doing anything we want here and getting away with it, our user page is the only place we have freedom.

What up with that? Is he really that concerned about how you feel towards him that he won't sign your bans?

No, I only got $0.13 in September when I advertised for these sites: www.freewebs.com/joshgamehunter
www.youtube.com/gamehunterjosh
www.youtube.com/johngamehunter


Nov. 12, 2009 | 9:08 PM SuperMarioBrosS says:

He sent me a PM claiming that he didn't ban me, but I know what he's trying to do. Plus, I think he's stalking my user page countless number of times, since he linked to one of my recent ranting posts (comments are disabled, so that should tell him that the rant will die as the guide grows). It was a short rant, but still caught his attention.

I think he's looking in my user page constantly... ONLY to find the words "Blank Post" slapped on his face. TAKE THAT YOU BASTARD! But seriously, that's pretty fucking creepy. Imagine if JAMOKE came at your user page, and constantly watched it day after day after day...

I can't really put up anything without him catching it, be it a rant, regular news, or an insult to the mods/BBS. The Blank Posts will shield everything hidden behind them, but nothing more than that. Even the shield will sometimes fail if curiosity kills the cat, but it's a lower rate I guess, since I bet Mal thinks that there are 100+ useless news posts that is hiding a(n) rant/insult/actual post.

Oh, I made a fucking strange $1.86 in the first week of November. Seriously, not even the average FLASH artist gain that much money! How the fuck did I get the high eCPM rate?

Nov. 12, 2009 | 10:22 PM jakenator85 responds:

If Jamoke did that to me, I'd be more creeped out than ever. Seriously.

If he were really that deperate to find something usefull as to dig through 100's of blank posts, he'd be a total loser.

I'm jellyous.


Nov. 13, 2009 | 4:51 PM SuperMarioBrosS says:

Your quest for the deity whistle has come to an end my friend.

Part 2 and Part 10 have granted your wish after hard work.

Funny, because Celest had gold before you, but you have beaten him to deity.

~

It is creepy, isn't it? Think about the trouble I'm undergoing then. Although most are blank posts, I would be scared to death if he sees EVERY news post I make.

Also, I don't want Malachy to see my guides. He did see Part 2, but he hasn't seen Part 1 or 3 yet, which is good. Plus, he doesn't know that Part 10 exists. Those blank posts do provide a heavy shield, but when the guide eats up those blank posts, then Mal may be able to view those guides. Damnit Malachy.

I agree; if he's willing to wade through anywhere from 100-300 news posts to find out if I ranted about him, he's a fucking idiot.

Nov. 13, 2009 | 5:56 PM jakenator85 responds:

Oh my GOD!!!! DEITY!!!! Now flagging will be SO much easier for the both of us! Man, two deities, flagging one review! Think about that!

I hope celest will get with the both of us soon.

If he really is that desperate to find ANYTHING suspicious on your page, he really needs to get laid.

Well, I do have part 10 linked to in my sig, and right here on my user page....sooooo.

Agreed.


Nov. 13, 2009 | 4:52 PM SuperMarioBrosS says:

^ Also, since it has been long since you got a deity whistle, I think your success deserves its own news post.

Nov. 13, 2009 | 5:56 PM jakenator85 responds:

We will all celebrate. There will be cake, and beer.

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